My kids just saw Top of the Pops on tv and asked what it was. Found myself explaining the concept - bands, music, dancing. Felt sad for them

There's a vacancy at innocent - we are looking for a new writer. If you're interested, have a look here  http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/us/careers/uk/creative/writer …

A guide to putting your clocks forward http://t.co/iyAaveXX

Lost my iPhone. Used Find My iPhone. Found my iPhone (it was in Maida Vale in a taxi). The technology works.

Last night I dreamt I was an intern in George Bush's White House, and my main job was to fetch him a glass of cognac whenever necessary.

Hotel room pencil has a broken lead. Seth Godin would get a blog post out of that. I choose to drink Heineken from the minibar instead.

Excellent personalised books for your kids at  http://www.lostmy.name  . (Thanks for the tip @asi_sharabi)

Best thing on twitter, no contest: @crimershow

Santa on Piers Morgan Tonight –  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMmsUWt6HIo …

The athletes (mostly born in the 80s) must feel like they've been locked in the Sierra with their Dad's favourite compilation on a loop

What Manchester City forget - how a proper team won the title - a fine Guardian blog post #lufc http://t.co/JOA9bbFc

Just been to the world's best shop, in Oxford. They're online too. Bought a fine beard brush http://t.co/ZVGMJxH2

@will_humphrey Wooden Shjips work in that regard too

Anyone know which agency made the 'Time to talk, time to change' TV ad for mental health awareness? (Google has not been forthcoming)

Even if you hate football, this interview with Craig Johnston is amazing. What a life. http://t.co/JAMhvaQU

@benharris Mainly the dibber. Would be interested to hear of other alternative nicknames for the remote.

Believe the hype. My blog is 129th in a list of some blogs. I must start blogging again bit.ly/mk7N6p #BR200

We moved into our new home today. We're instagramming photos here http://t.co/vJ7qBqF

@mrchrisaddison To follow, watch the companion piece (Blue In The Face is what I think it's called)

@russelldavies Maybe the Fairey Band http://t.co/cts9n1Y ? They play some nice acid brass.