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WebMD will have you in your bed thinking you dying when really you just need to drink more water.
Ladies, If u've never been Friend Zoned, u a hoe. Fellas, if u always getting Friend Zoned it bc there's a rumor out that your peen is trash
I will not be a Side Chick in my 30s. I will not be a Side Chick in my 30s. I will not be a Side Chick in my 30s. *repeat*
The worst kinda chick, the axis of evil so to speak, is the one that takes dumps at work. Fellas, yall beware of such a female. Smh.
The bacon was good. The condoms were expired.
I'm sorry, Ladies, under no circumstances are leggings, waist length shirts and 6 inch acceptable for work. Happy Hour, yes.
Females love thinking their man is safe from cheating if he's around ugly girls....nah.
Bout to go piss on a tree in Tomer's corner.
I don't think I've felt "Not good enough" since the 99 & the 2000s. But I do feel "Dude, you dumb AF for not realizing how amazing I am."
Sometimes the things you do on accident come off better than the things you do on purpose.
I didn't invent swag, but I'm still pretty cool. Watch The Tweets. UnChosed since '11.