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Note to self: the fancier the restaurant is, the less tortellini they give you.
There is something so desperate, yet so therapeutic, about jamming a broom on my ceiling to make stompy shut up. Gotta do what ya gotta do.
I know you think you've got it all figured out because you wear black and know how to use google but...
JK the neighbors win. I can't deal with that much metallica.
Also, new blog idea: corgis that look like Zach Braff.
I just bought shoes and justified them by reasoning that I could get hit by a bus tomorrow or I could enjoy my new boots tonight.
If I can successfully shazam something that is playing from your car, then it is too loud.
Just got a Wetzel's pretzel. No need for Xanax anymore everything will be ok.
Quick q: is there an Americatown in china?
Pretty fly for a wifi
OMG I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS SPONGEBOB! THIS IS SO MAJOR!!!
"If only I had checked myself" -guy who wrecked himself
I think the toilets at MGM should make more of a lion roar noise than a flush. Just saying, it's all about branding!
Why the eff is my neighbor vacuuming right now? Doesn't he know I have a big day tomorrow?!?
UTA Music Assistant + BBQ Enthusiast. My tweets do not reflect the views of UTA or the BBQ.