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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest.
Adderall Gives You Wings
Guys....TODAY IS THE DAY, when this useless Emoji finally makes sense! 📅📆📅📆📅📆📅📆📅📆📅
Whether or not your toothpaste falls off your toothbrush in the morning is a clear indication of how your day is going to go
The less you care, the happier you will be.
Today I found out that I do not have cancer, and it is the most beautiful day of my entire life.
"If you care about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner"
Hot girls with shitty cocky personalities should just automatically be thrown in the nearest dumpster
I still haven't shook my senioritis from highschool
Kristen Stewart's hair looked just like mine, and I'm laying on my couch in sweatpants.
There will always be 1,55,455,55644,67645 more things I'd rather do than wash my face before bed.
'Married To Jonas' aka I Married The Ugliest Jonas Brother And All I Got Was This Stupid Reality TV Show.
When you want someone, they don't want you. When someone wants you, you don't want them.
The gun emoji isn't in my Recently Used. So I mean yeah, I guess I've been having a pretty okay week.
Dear Ryan Gossling, I sorta kinda wanna touch your buns....every day for the rest of my existence....
True Life: I want 2 buy 2 much stuff
Macklemore looks like a condom
The less you allow things to upset you, the happier you will be. I promise you this.
If you're a hot girl, don't put your Instagram on private because I AM trying to lurk you and youre just making this difficult for all of us
http://DANIELLEGUIZIO.COM I'm just a zit in a world full of clear skin