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Co-worker just told me this joke: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the hot coffee? — He wanted to drink it before it was cool.
30 years of MTV, five years of M.
Nothing really mattress.
Just sold some burned N*Sync CDs in an Adobe Illustrator box on eBay for $150, think I'm getting the hang of this.
Send me a word or short phrase in the next 30 minutes and I’ll draw it for you!
Sometimes you have to do the things you don't want to do in order to get to a place where you can do the things you dream to do.
Buckle, the Nickelback of clothing stores.
No time to tweet, too busy krumping.
So did you hear, the Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and says "can you make me one with everything?"
Forget everything you know about Western culture. Okay, forgotten it? Good, now go walk through a COSTCO and tell me that sh*ts not crazy.
Santana and his alfs
Girls please, less Juicy more J. Crew.
Pro-Tip: When using the escalator, don't feel pressured to walk up if there's someone behind you. Enjoy that ride, you deserve it.
A note to bloggers everywhere: Tell me what you like, not what you don’t.
Are you sick of having to launch an app to see the photos your girlfriend sexts you? Us too. Introducing Facebook Home.
I'm not adult enough to separate my colors.
"We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Designer working in the Bay Area, living in a hotel, trying to keep my cool. Life is short but I am tall.