The stupid, it hurts! http://t.co/PHjp6K4i

For completeness: You can start a facetime call from OS X via urls like facetime://appleid or facetime://email@address or facetime://phone#

Look at that, the “Latest SDK” settings from iOS [REDACTED] works in 4.1 too: http://j.mp/ci4K1X Makes my life so much easier for now.

The Time I Met Steve Jobs http://t.co/uCq3bfE

DESK!

Apply directly to the head!
Apply directly to the hed!
Appley directly to the heed!
Aookt durectkt ti tge gead!

"Enjoy the three day weekend!"

Please be mindful of critical deliverables."



THESE SENTENCES DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER!

facetime://<insert email to call someone on facetime here> in Safari.

If ever your company says "Let's make our app cross-platform using Qt" do yourself a favor and slap that person. Hard.

@mattgemmell if you want to use @marsedit with @octopress I wrote a script and instructions for how I do it. http://t.co/1WIfMS8

Just wrote a bunch of C++ code.

It compiled and worked the first time.


I'm scared…

…hold…me.

Game Genie was totally jail braking back in the day.

The printer has a new name http://flic.kr/p/9GCyJZ

“Your iPad will also need to be running iOS 3.2 or later.” <- you don’t need this in your article.

CheatSheet.app is brilliant. http://t.co/ezQuph4Z

Count Me Out for the Downloading Game http://t.co/bLoHFkaz

Today is my last day @ngmoco. My only plan for now is second star to the right and on till morning.

Open dishwasher to empty it. Start complaining about how poorly it was loaded. Realize you loaded it last. Self-troll achieved.

Now I see the brilliance of the Nest thermostat: you can turn up the heat, with your iPhone, on cold winter mornings while poopin'.

Brain is fried.

Fried like an egg.

Egg salad is nice sometimes.

I also like hummus.

Poop.

s/Engineer/Monkey/