RT @flyosity: The new 37signals offices look absolutely incredible. http://cl.ly/2dzM - Wow, they look lovely.

assertShoweredAndWearingPants($self);

// Returns false.

@stripe i'm not kidding, this is 100% serious - stop what you're doing and come to the UK, please, i'm begging you.

(\/)(°„,°)(\/) <- Zoidberg Emoticon FTW!

Carlisle geeks, UNITE! @pkkelly has bequeathed that there shall be a Carlisle equivalent of @geekestdrink. Make it so.

@digeratii easy to send haywire when you touch their "spot"?

Also, only just figured out that you need to backslash escape exclamation marks in git commit messages (using -m). Enthusiasm: commence!

Best learning rails book? cc/@dies_el @byrichardpowell

Not really surprised that @brizzly has made creating lists easier than twitter themselves have. God damn brizzly i love you ♥

Holy crap Sqlbuddy is nice! Replacement for phpMyAdmin i think. http://sqlbuddy.com/

If your API docs don’t tell me WHICH authentication method your API uses, never mind ‘how’ to authenticate, you suck.

Fifth Element now, this is probably my second favourite film. #FilmSunday

@vonspacebee “Number for use once”. *giggle*

YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.

 https://github.com/adrianmacneil/omnipay … is a freaking awesome idea - a facade pattern kit for payment gateways, letting you swap out quickly if needed.

Twitter: suggestions for couriers to send a guitar with please.

@adonaldson haha! I just spat tea out.

The excessive hashtag thing on Instagram is becoming the mark of the stupid person. You don’t need that many, stop it, stop it now.

Late night playing around with a Twig parser for Laravel 4  https://github.com/danmatthews/LaravelTwigView … #L4

HMV knew exactly what they were doing waiting until now to administrate, christmas sales + unredeemable gift cards from xmas = less loss.