Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A SKELETON IN YOU?! SCARY SHIT
My favorite dinosaur hasn't been unearthed yet...
AUSTRALIANS AMIRITE GUYS?!
In the end we all use Twitter FOR SOME HIGHER PURPOSE RIGHT?! What is your purpose? Friends? Talking to people? (HOPEFULLY NOT FOLLOW COUNT)
I WISH I WAS A LOBSTER
EATING A HOAGIE IN BED IS MEGA SEXY RIGHT?!
YOU CANT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR! YOU HIP HOP DANCE!
WAIT AUSTRALIA IS A COUNTRY AND A CONTINENT?! ARE THEY ALSO A PLANET?!
THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GET ROCKED BY AMADEUS
MY BED IS A MEMORY FOAM YOUR BED IS A CARBOARD BOX ON THE FLOOR
BEST TIME TO BUY A BOAT? NEVER UNLESS YOU ARE A SAILOR
I ate some donuts today. I felt satisfied. Life is satisfying.
AM I A HOLOGRAM
IN THE YEAR 3029, HUMANITY IS A COMPUTER. ONE COMPUTER. WE ARE ALL DIGITAL. WE DON'T WANT TO BE IN MEAT SPACE. ITS CYBER OR BUST
REMEMBER IF YOU HATE LIKE ITS YOUR JOB YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. YOU HATE CASUALLY.
I don't get it. Why would you tell your superiors IF YOU SEE A CHILD BEING RAPED?! YOU FUCKING CALL THE COPS ASSHOLES
IF YOU DONT LIKE ME SINGING THE SONGS I CAN WHISTLE THEM FOR YOU TOO
Maker of a webcomic, lover of fine video games, and awesomeness extraordinaire!