I like my chamomile tea with a little Red Bull because I wanna fall asleep jus not to quickly

@weltadoo what about those MuthaFukin Baby GDamn Carrots @samuelljackson

@swoontwang dipped in marinara or ranch its aaaaa...........ight

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@chel__cle do drive thru the hood with mini van sliding doors open blasting Kenny G tunes also?

@verifieddrunk does Vodka, do it?

@micheleakalips the watering hose works well too

@opieradio not bad you guys are up to 4th talent depth chart http://t.co/nSRbSeYa / siriusxm on demand launch

"@marty3point0: Based on my incoming call acceptance rate of 0%, you don't want me as your emergency contact."thats why I list it as 911

"@lvvzz: Happiness is liking who you get to fuck. Success is getting to fuck who you want." @anthonycumia

@breelsilva @anthonycumia I'm a little alcoholic short and stout here is my beer an here is my spout