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If you've ever called Romney a first-class asshole, his spin doctor wants you to know he's more of a regular, everyman asshole. #BainCapital
But where will he be … Bradburied?
Did you know the most commonly used "safe word" in BDSM is "Pikachu?" #LittleKnownFacts
Take 2: John Kyl thought "Christian values" meant half-off day for priests at NAMBLA. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
"John" is not John Kyl's first name, he just picks up a lot of prostitutes. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
OpenOffice wordfilters "Linux" to "Mayan Windows 2012." #ominousevents
#DearEx I'm glad we're back to being just brother and sister, the bunkbeds are less awkward this way.