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You say Thanksgivukkah won't happen for another 70,000 years, I say CHALLAH BREAD STUFFING EVERYDAY.
Just saw my typo in that last tweet. I'm not much of a grammar Nazi.
I'm constantly check Kelsey Grammer's Wikipedia page for mistakes. I'm a real Grammer Nazi.
How hipster is your Halloween party on a scale of 0 to 10 Wes Anderson characters?
I had Fruity Pebbles for breakfast. This bathroom smells like Fruity Pebbles. Did I have this bathroom for breakfast??
I'm afraid if people don't like my Facebook status then they actively dislike it.
My Breaking Bad prediction is that you fuckers will spoil everything before I actually get to see it (in, like, 3 years).
I know I'm a little late on this, but congrats to Burl Ives for winning Best Supporting Actor for The Big Country in 1958!!!
I just made a pun by accident and didn't realize it until everyone laughed but I acted like I meant to and now I feel guilty about it.
Quite a coincidence that Fred Savage grew up to sound just like Daniel Stern.
THAT MOVIE "YOU'RE NEXT"
ANIMAL MASK GUY: "Did you remember to lock your door?"
A PERSON: "Yes."
ANIMAL MASK GUY: "Oh ok."
Favoriting a tweet = "I get this joke." Liking a Facebook status = "I vaguely understand what you are talking about."
Top 5 Favorite TV Shows I've Never Seen Before:
5. Battlestar Galactica
4. Downton Abbey
3. The Sopranos
2. Breaking Bad
1. The Wire