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Rejected wedding band engravement idea: Hers, "Put your finger in this." Mine, "That's what she said."
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courtneypari4nneanildashmeowreyglenda
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Fanny packs? Really? Congratulations, hipsters, you just unseated hippies as my most-hated subculture.
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buzzglendaliabulaongkathrynyu
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Having trouble getting through to credible news sources in Madrid. Did Peter Jackson really die? Will this affect the release of The Hobbit?
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ErnieAtLYDkathrynyuRemy
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Cable's out. No 3G. Forced to surf the Internet over EDGE, like an animal.
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buzzbumpwillw
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Sending a letter to Steve Jobs feels a lot like mailing a letter to Santa Claus.
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MetaGrrrlWhatAnnoysMekathrynyu
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I dream of the day I open a coffee shop just so I can refuse service to people who ask for an "expresso."
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torrezsheeshoo
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Says @meowrey, after her first shot of Jepson's Malort: "It tastes like ear wax!"
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buzzmeowrey
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My new Twitter travel avatar is brought to you by Hugh Laurie and Schweppes. http://bit.ly/mnqx9 Tonica Schweppes: Aqui y ahora.
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buzzmeowrey
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Her: "Is every fifth picture you take going to be of ham?" Me: "If we're lucky."
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MikeWaskathrynyu
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Want to check in to all the cool places we're visiting, but there's no @foursquare in Madrid. ¿Donde esta Quatrocuadrado?
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buzzmeowrey
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Whenever I hear someone say something is "the right thing to do," I hear Wilfred Brimley say, "and a tasty way to do it." Is that weird?
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buzzmeowrey
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A Hassid handing out pamphlets on the street corner just asked if I was Jewish. That's a first.
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buzzmeowrey
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Who do I talk to about getting a tamale extruder installed in my kitchen?
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kathrynyutorrez
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Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
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ari4nnebuzz
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@jayallen: Tell a doctor? If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours, I'm telling EVERYONE!
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MetaGrrrlmathowie
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Dude, it's a nice day, but it's not that nice. Put a fucking shirt on.
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meowreycapndesign
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Last night, after a perfect romantic dinner on the beach, I asked her to be my wife. She said yes.
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booboolinaMJ
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@delfuego I said STUPID shit. The 60GB iPad with 3G that I pre-ordered is a vital piece of technology.
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torrez
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Switching back to Birdfeed. Brizzly, you took @buzz's masterpiece and done fucked it all up.
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buzz
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OMG BREAKING NEWS!! RT @cnnbrk: PlayStation Network down for many. http://on.cnn.com/bVz8hJ
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