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I have a moral objection to boner pills; they counter God's plan. How do I get them off the Congressional health insurance I help pay for?
"Hey Advil, I'm Bon Jovi and I say your love is like GOOD medicine!" I'll take my hefty ad agency creative director contract now, thanks.
On a related subject, it must be exhausting to invent things to get outraged about every damn day of your life.
If the woman suing over her dislike of the movie "Drive" wins her lawsuit and sets a precedent, Michael Bay will soon owe me a LOT of money.
I promise to watch the second season of The Voice if the coaches are Kat Bjelland, Shane MacGowan, Tom Waits and Cookie Monster.
Thought I saw a guy in a Teen Wolf costume at the bus stop. Nope. Just a hippie. True story!