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Remember that table in high school where all the weird kids sat---we're all on twitter now
If you give me cigarette, I will make sure you have 5 cigarettes next week~Madoff in prison
Some of you i suspect are day drinking
I've been silent tweeting for the last hour
First Hostess and now Barnes & Noble possibly bankrupt...if Twitter goes i won't have any guilty pleasures
Just a hunch but i bet some of you have a slightly different profile on christian mingle
Be as confident as the old naked guy that walks around the locker room
Porn actor...no way...I can't even pee in front of people
Who do I have to compliment profusely around here to get a RT?
I am going to start hoarding canadian pennies just to mess with their plan
Twitter is like teamwork...when someone is off their game...someone else takes up the slack
My dance moves are kinda like there are two ferrets loose in my pants and i'm trying to shake them out
Twitter is like the waffle house at 2 am--some are drunk, some are high and there's someone fixing to get naked
FYI new followers..the bar is pretty low here...and the imaginary drinks are always free
Most honest bumper sticker ever seen on big assed rig---Yes as a matter of fact I am overcompensating
Some of you have been drinking and acting very inappropriate...
Panties everywhere will be dropping when I drive by in my 72 gremlin
Your tweet is very important, please stay on the internet and i will answer it within the next 20 billion nanoseconds
Selfies...helping keep bathrooms clean for almost 5 years now
I've never taken steroids...the skinny geeky look is what i'm going for