We must protect the sanctity of marriage, as laid out in the Bible: http://t.co/fazSS6Y

The pope says atheists pick and choose their morals. True. As an atheist, I don't hate people just because someone told me a book says to.

Are you blonde? White? Blue eyes? Imagine if, from now on, everyone blamed you for the massacre in Norway. That's racial profiling.

This comic is for anyone who thinks depression is something that you just need to 'deal with' or 'get over': http://t.co/8cPAsfp

It's cheaper for Canadians to put downloads on SSDs, ship them across the country, and then throw them out. http://j.mp/eWbou7

iPhone users buy every year so they can get the latest hardware. Android users do it because otherwise they can't get the latest software.

My 'Friends' circle I save for people who would help me move a dead body. Acquaintances is for people I would blame the body on.

We hate the Liberals for bringing the HST in, even though it’s good for us. So we’ll get rid of the HST and keep the Liberals.

I like my women like I like my Star Wars films: at least 27 years old and without having had Hayden Christensen in them. http://t.co/MCRVZeq

Being Canadian is like being an Apple user. People dismiss you and make fun but it’s because they don’t know how great it is.

Problem with Apple Maps? Report it! Only takes a few seconds, and it'll help make things better. http://t.co/EvGNJcMw

I’m so hungry I could eat a horse on purpose.

If someone sues @pinterest for something you repin, you're responsible for their (Pinterest's) legal costs: http://t.co/jYPG6QgF

Remember, when you make a bad REM pun, everybody hurts.

Apple buys DRAM from someone else, Samsun loses $10bn in value. Impressive. http://t.co/QvogMh41

‘Tell us what you think by completing a short survey'

Well this is my first time to your site so all I know for sure is that you’re stupid.

Yeah, Samsung isn’t copying Apple at all. Seriously guys, it’s getting weird. http://t.co/oORiRj2L

Odin: 1
Jesus: 0

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Windows notifications: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. CLICK THIS TINY X TO IGNORE, OR I’LL STAY HERE FOREVER.

Hundreds of millions of years ago a chemical reaction started. It's still going, producing bridges and satellites and art ever since.