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Let's just say that I'm somewhere and I'm stoned.
Back to the real world now. Apparently my real world has time for twitter. That's cool right?
to all of my many many twitter friends (ha), im going to be a grandmother! this is my 1st official announcement. yeah, my cat is a slut.
Let's smoke some weed and then make out.
Somewhere, some girl really is knocked up but she's definitely not trying to tell her man today.
It's okay to subtweet to someone that isn't following you or isn't even on Twitter, right?
I haven't smoked pot all day. Technically.
You sound like an alcoholic when you're always talking about drinking. A stoner just sounds like a stoner when talking about weed endlessly.
ganja cookies. nom nom nom.
Hey, I know that I'm funny. I don't need you to tell me. Fuck you.
Smoking a joint before work is a majestic activity.
My little brother just gave me a mini lecture about my nap taking. Eh.
Oh gosh. So stoned. Excuse me.
I can't wait to get outta work soon so I can take a nap. Then I'll wake up, smoke some pot, and spend 2 hours trying to go to bed for realz.
Jesus, wtf NH. You're really bringing me down right now! #FreeBeardedStoner
Looks like I'm going on another weed adventure tonight... you know. To acquire some... :P
You can't get mad at someone if you like them and they don't like you back, right? I think so... In other words, please stop being a dick.
In other words, I am smoking a bowl and rambling about nothing important.
Your avi better be a realistic portrayal of what you look like in RL or you can't be trusted! ...I'll still laugh if you're funny, though.