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Let's just say that I'm somewhere and I'm stoned.
Wait, I'm confused... Do people really buy followers?!
Back to the real world now. Apparently my real world has time for twitter. That's cool right?
Let's smoke some weed and then make out.
to all of my many many twitter friends (ha), im going to be a grandmother! this is my 1st official announcement. yeah, my cat is a slut.
Somewhere, some girl really is knocked up but she's definitely not trying to tell her man today.
Patience is really hard to practice when you're talking about sex.
It's okay to subtweet to someone that isn't following you or isn't even on Twitter, right?
I haven't smoked pot all day. Technically.
I just took one of those silly "tests" that asks 6 questions and then apparently guesses your age from your answers. I got 61. Seems legit.
Your avi better be a realistic portrayal of what you look like in RL or you can't be trusted! ...I'll still laugh if you're funny, though.
Silently quitting your shitty job is a interesting way to conclude a Friday, I guess.
You can't get mad at someone if you like them and they don't like you back, right? I think so... In other words, please stop being a dick.
Hey, I know that I'm funny. I don't need you to tell me. Fuck you.
In other words, I am smoking a bowl and rambling about nothing important.
ganja cookies. nom nom nom.
My cat got her own Instagram today. That is all.
Smoking a joint before work is a majestic activity.
You sound like an alcoholic when you're always talking about drinking. A stoner just sounds like a stoner when talking about weed endlessly.
Gib your cares away! Worries for another day!