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Back to the real world now. Apparently my real world has time for twitter. That's cool right?
to all of my many many twitter friends (ha), im going to be a grandmother! this is my 1st official announcement. yeah, my cat is a slut.
Somewhere, some girl really is knocked up but she's definitely not trying to tell her man today.
It's okay to subtweet to someone that isn't following you or isn't even on Twitter, right?
You sound like an alcoholic when you're always talking about drinking. A stoner just sounds like a stoner when talking about weed endlessly.
I can't wait to get outta work soon so I can take a nap. Then I'll wake up, smoke some pot, and spend 2 hours trying to go to bed for realz.
Looks like I'm going on another weed adventure tonight... you know. To acquire some... :P
You can't get mad at someone if you like them and they don't like you back, right? I think so... In other words, please stop being a dick.
i do what i want. get over it.
