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Let's just say that I'm somewhere and I'm stoned.
Back to the real world now. Apparently my real world has time for twitter. That's cool right?
Somewhere, some girl really is knocked up but she's definitely not trying to tell her man today.
to all of my many many twitter friends (ha), im going to be a grandmother! this is my 1st official announcement. yeah, my cat is a slut.
Let's smoke some weed and then make out.
It's okay to subtweet to someone that isn't following you or isn't even on Twitter, right?
Your avi better be a realistic portrayal of what you look like in RL or you can't be trusted! ...I'll still laugh if you're funny, though.
I haven't smoked pot all day. Technically.
Hey, I know that I'm funny. I don't need you to tell me. Fuck you.
You can't get mad at someone if you like them and they don't like you back, right? I think so... In other words, please stop being a dick.
I just took one of those silly "tests" that asks 6 questions and then apparently guesses your age from your answers. I got 61. Seems legit.
Silently quitting your shitty job is a interesting way to conclude a Friday, I guess.
You sound like an alcoholic when you're always talking about drinking. A stoner just sounds like a stoner when talking about weed endlessly.
In other words, I am smoking a bowl and rambling about nothing important.
ganja cookies. nom nom nom.
Patience is really hard to practice when you're talking about sex.
My cat got her own Instagram today. That is all.
Smoking a joint before work is a majestic activity.
My little brother just gave me a mini lecture about my nap taking. Eh.