I thought about creating a parody @joshhelfferich account, but then I realized it would just be the same kind of tweets.

Yes guys, you should vote for @mat. I live in New York, I don't care. #votemat

Finally finally finally, new Facebook for iPhone.

@jas508 @mike_ftw Says the one with that profile picture, LOL.

Worst day of the year to write something on the Internet that's true.

Now would be a perfect time to join Tumblr.

@maximharper .stripe {
border: 0;
outline: 0;
height: 7px;
width: 100%;
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
display: block;
}

I now have 100 followers. If I can do this 9 more times, I'll have 1,000!

You should totally follow me for math jokes.

Out of ten posts on the site, 5 of them are linking to @parislemon. Call me fanboy. danwajda.com

@ruswick @ultimatehurl @marcoarment @instapaper @reederapp And so you're complaining because they're actually trying to make a living. Wow.

@viticci Writing Kit. Really easy to write and edit with the predefined headings and holds and italics buttons.

@jdalrymple If Apple made an iBeard, it would drink Heineken and peas would occasionally fall out of it.

Add @marcelosomers to the list of folks who redesigned this fall.

(Looks great!)

Having your website auto-scale to iOS devices is awesome. Thanks, @stylehatch!

Perhaps if I can get Obama to vote for @mat, maybe the latter will buy me a new bicycle? #votemat

@alfredapp Since OS X gained Spotlight, people started asking, why use Alfred? Simple: because it's better, easier, larger, and cooler. Yup.