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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Gift @daplusk Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 4,193
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    • 3,596
    • RETWEETS
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Sleeping with your ex is like retweeting someone you unfollowed.

    • 1,902
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    • 2,646
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    li4mst3w4rtMollyERAgwatts77SaraESpivey
  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Marriage is like friends with benefits without the benefits. Or the friends

    • 1,944
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I'm so selfish I wear ribbed condoms inside out.

    • 2,144
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    nigelgodwin_jennjennNotJustJack______ImKevinito________mugkipNotDeakins_BKL_____________iwearpajamas______
  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    A man died today. He wasn't famous. He wasn't rich, but he was loved. I love you dad.

    • 2,076
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Studies have found that, on average, a man thinks about sex once every tits seconds.

    • 1,635
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    • 702
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Ugly people have kids to prove they've had sex.

    • 1,261
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    • 814
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade

    • 1,359
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    • 691
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.

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    • 738
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I look forward to the day when people will only know Cancer as a Zodiac sign

    • 1,072
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    • 580
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Nothing worse than an idiot with a valid point

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    • 636
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    If Tom Hanks signature doesn't read as "THanks" he is an idiot.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Love is when there is no "wrong hole."

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    [on 1st date]
    Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before?
    Her: No, I'd love to
    Me: Same
    Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim

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    • 408
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.

    • 560
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    stennardProdigyNelsontrashtasticatequilasaltlifeDrangulasilent_musingspsychopathrafGabeSwanson14
    • 335
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Foreplay is like eating with a formal dinner setting. You start from the outside and work your way in.

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    n0tblondenotoriousPOBDrangulaDanKCharnleyLipLush1ICountBeanssJohnnyCrash5kid0krew
    • 121
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    kattcalls________
  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Today HR told me that I constantly misinterpret what people say as being sexual and I need to stop or I will be sacked

    She wants to fuck me

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    cm_rutviksilent_musingsDanKCharnleyLipLush1JohnnyCrash5brain_omenMrBrown419Miss_Kris85
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I bet the guy who invented cursive writing was drunk.

    • 486
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    cm_rutvikbakonutPiper_Lee_925Drangulasilent_musingsrealHamOnWryASelfeDanKCharnley
    • 295
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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Maybe it's not wind. Maybe trees wave because they're lonely.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Had sex with a transvestite the other day.

    She took it like a man.

    • 567
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    TotallyGeorgiaProdigyNelsonDanKCharnleyLipLush1SamPollack98Solar_Crawlerhymennnisdeadhstweetheart
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