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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I'm so selfish I wear ribbed condoms inside out.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    A man died today. He wasn't famous. He wasn't rich, but he was loved. I love you dad.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Sleeping with your ex is like retweeting someone you unfollowed.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Marriage is like friends with benefits without the benefits. Or the friends

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Studies have found that, on average, a man thinks about sex once every tits seconds.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Ugly people have kids to prove they've had sex.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I look forward to the day when people will only know Cancer as a Zodiac sign

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    To all the doubters who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake:

    In your face!

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Love is when there is no "wrong hole."

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    If Tom Hanks signature doesn't read as "THanks" he is an idiot.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Foreplay is like eating with a formal dinner setting. You start from the outside and work your way in.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Today HR told me that I constantly misinterpret what people say as being sexual and I need to stop or I will be sacked

    She wants to fuck me

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Had sex with a transvestite the other day.

    She took it like a man.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    If life gives you lemons find someone who got vodka

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I bet the guy who invented cursive writing was drunk.

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  • daplusk
      dak @daplusk

    I called my neighbor Meaghan instead of Megan and she didn't even notice.

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