Word on the street: if you google "Do a barrel roll", google does a barrel roll.

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Because it's doing so damn well! 13 Simpsons Quotes We Use In Everyday Conversation http://t.co/rV5kYWuE

Guys, it's #ToriBlackFriday We got this from the lady @misstoriblack , thanks to @SexpertJaneBlow http://t.co/KQpP8TzD

5 Simpsons Tumblr Accounts You Probably Didn’t Know About. http://dlvr.it/WJW18

We did a post on @HuffPostComedy becuase we do whatever the fuck we want to. Presenting: Cats Vs. Babies http://t.co/KCZDy8mB

Just 15 more followers until 10,000. If you suggest our Twitter to the 10,000th follower both of you win the first DAPS T-shirts!

OUR NEW STICKERS ARE HERE! 10 PEOPLE WHO RETWEET THIS GET A FREE ONE MAILED TO THEM! http://t.co/L841KLGQ

Average DAPS Reader: Is Going To Take A Serious Moment To Bitch About Huffington Post Stealing Ideas from Us http://dlvr.it/NwGkG

Photo: This cat is a dick. But like, the coolest dick. http://t.co/2HSFLusX

DAPS has officially passed the 1 MILLION PAGEVIEWS MARK. Seriously, THANK YOU to everyone who's contributed to or ever read the site! We <33

Cat People Vs. Dog People in an actual scientific study http://t.co/nFlhvMn5

The Dark Knight Rises Poster Is Ruined; You Can’t Unsee This http://dlvr.it/cBlWM

Just 100 more followers until 10,000. Tell all of your friends to #FollowDAPS

The next person to make the "Trump wants to see Osama's death certificate" joke is kicked off Twitter forever... Agreed?

In Case You Missed It: Someone Mashed-Up Inception and Dumb and Dumber? http://t.co/tT82nZ0E

Photo: Real life Bowser and son. This is just one reason you should follow —> madmoonie. http://t.co/1QxVqAer

YOU CAN TAKE OUR MEGAUPLOAD BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM! http://t.co/AJrUl4gm

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU.

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