Word on the street: if you google "Do a barrel roll", google does a barrel roll.

Source: Robinson Cano, Alex Rodriguez, Ryan Braun, and Curtis Granderson To Be Suspended  http://wp.me/p34zSE-fv2 

What Staten Island looks like when a nor'easter happens after a hurricane (by @ayesroc)  http://bit.ly/RjnED3  (Cc @antderosa @michaelhayes)

More Info About The Rumored Suspensions of MLB Stars Cano, Rodriguez, Granderson, and Braun.  http://wp.me/p34zSE-fvk 

BREAKING: ZEBRA CHASING PONY ON STATEN ISLAND STREETS.  http://bit.ly/UsjxH9 

Because it's doing so damn well! 13 Simpsons Quotes We Use In Everyday Conversation http://t.co/rV5kYWuE

OUR NEW STICKERS ARE HERE! 10 PEOPLE WHO RETWEET THIS GET A FREE ONE MAILED TO THEM! http://t.co/L841KLGQ

Just 15 more followers until 10,000. If you suggest our Twitter to the 10,000th follower both of you win the first DAPS T-shirts!

Average DAPS Reader: Is Going To Take A Serious Moment To Bitch About Huffington Post Stealing Ideas from Us http://dlvr.it/NwGkG

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We did a post on @huffpostcomedy becuase we do whatever the fuck we want to. Presenting: Cats Vs. Babies http://t.co/KCZDy8mB

DAPS has officially passed the 1 MILLION PAGEVIEWS MARK. Seriously, THANK YOU to everyone who's contributed to or ever read the site! We <33

TOPANGA IS ON THE COVER OF MAXIM, 2013 IS THE NEW 1998  http://bit.ly/14Cvw6I 

.@slashleen is fucking amazing. Amazing. http://slashleen.tumblr.com/

DAPS was featured in today's Staten Island Advance, read the full write-up by @robwbailey online at @silivedotcom:  http://bit.ly/14euMZW 

Just so everyone knows, the #Mets vs. #Nationals pitching match-up today is Dickey Vs. Wang.

Photo: This cat is a dick. But like, the coolest dick. http://t.co/2HSFLusX

Just 100 more followers until 10,000. Tell all of your friends to #FollowDAPS

RT @bakerchamp: WORST APOCALYPSE EVER.

The next person to make the "Trump wants to see Osama's death certificate" joke is kicked off Twitter forever... Agreed?