@darb's most faved Tweets...
You let one old dude pass to the front of the line and the rest of them think it is pensioners day to do whatever the fuck they want.
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We would like to move away from using one the rich text editors, and find a good, hard working, middle class text editor.
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Listen, paper hand towel dispenser, I followed the diagram, but, I still feel like we are working against each other.
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Be honest, when reading Wikipedia pages about a rare/extinct species, you scroll up and down looking for the 'What they taste like' section.
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Seems like http://www.sablogawards.com/2009/ doesn't have a category for blogs that are not regularly updated. #one_year_of_apathy_wasted
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Saw Obama announced a pull out date for Iraq. Does he know the rhythm method is only like 85% effective?
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Planning for the Future is very difficult when Science is unable to put an estimate on when robots will rise up and eat our faces off.
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I like to imagine the paper bag on my desk contains my hopes and dreams. YES MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE BEANS, CUCUMBER, LETTUCE, AND ZUCCHINI.
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I am told that along with Driving and The Vote, women are starting to use The Internet. Are we really ready for this?
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Not claiming to be the best at getting the last squirt of shampoo out the bottle, but, I would be on the podium if it was competitive.
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Dear NASA, I was asking for a 'blown up balloon' when I left my voicemail birthday wish, not 'blow up the moon'. 'A' for effort though.
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Can't decide if I am "Designed for Sushi" or "Engineered for Sushi". I know it fits perfectly inside me though.
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I want to pour a glass of water on the phrase "I've been putting out fires all day". See how I did that? So much irony I am constipated.
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Looks like the weather in Cape Town has drunkenly stumbled into the party, started spittle talking at people and groping all the girls.
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