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The world has turned into this place where being too nice has become something bad. You get walked over, used and taken for granted.
"Let's ban porn and watch harassment and rape rates skyrocket" - Egyptian government.
Step 1: study for 2 hours.
Step 2: bang head on desk several times.
Step 3: regret all life decisions.
Step 4: repeat.
Banning porn, not banning slavery in the new constitution, trying to move legal marriage age to 9 yo..Anyone see where this is going?
Ever tried eating chips with your headphones on? Sounds like an army marching in your head. I think I'm high.
So tomorrow's 9/11, I have a flight and I haven't shaved for 3 weeks. Just thought about making a bomb joke at airport security check.
God bless tomeyya and its inventor.
Nothing like listening to some classic The Who songs and air-drumming like you wrote that shit!
You can't have a pie without cool-hhwhip.
"YA3NI EH SHEBE3T?" - all grandmas.
لول كل زيادات الضرائب اللى إتكلمنا عليها إمبارح إتلغت النهاردة بقرار رئاسى. هى الرئاسة بت-PMS؟؟
All of you need to watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-NFXVuDzAc&sns=fb …
Ibrahim Eissa is boiling eggs on live TV! ROFL!!!
مطلوب: بنى آدم زنجى يهوينى بزعافة ريش نعام.
At least the day ended on a good note.