Steak for breakfast. I win.

#paleo  http://instagram.com/p/Zm2SbWGMLx/ 

@theethem gorgeous.

Handstand push-ups. #spartanskippers style... Ok some of us need practise.  http://instagram.com/p/ZNyexOGMAW/ 

@theethem but yeah sure, it won't be for a while but it'll happen.

@theethem I don't pick pants they pick me. #destiny

@theethem thankssss!!!!

@theethem :-O

@theethem I don't want to immortalise my cats pooper. Thank you.

@theethem the whole world be straight deadliftin'

@theethem but paleo I can still stuff my face and not be a fatty any more! Yay! It has also killed any sugar cravings I ever had. Weird.

Security is LOCKED-DOWN at the @robdelaney gig, I just had to down my beetroot juice before entering the gig! #DIDNTSEETHENOBEETSSIGN :-\

Fans of FUNNY SHIT should see @robdelaney at Shepherd’s Bush Empire this Saturday, ok? -

 http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/artist/rob-delaney-tickets/702853 …

@adam_aa - "You were expecting the PS4," laughs Kaz Hirai. "Instead I bring you CROWS!" Dozens of crows fly out of his gaping mouth.

@n8crouchend please RT: friend was running in Ally Pally 2nite and a weird, dodgy guy in a hat tried to grab her! Keep an eye out.

@robdelaney ALREADY GOT MY TICKETS ASSHOLE

@robdelaney that tops the cunt I saw tuning his guitar AND his voice on the train the other day.

@adam_aa + Just black screens, only sound. #HAHAHesBlind

#NowPlaying @robdelaney - Live At The Bowery Ballroom  http://open.spotify.com/user/1134446631/playlist/4PURzPSmACCQiyKUfMVIxU …

Just got tickets to see @robdelaney in April. Can't wait to experience this guy up close.

Opie & Anthony + GTA:V = Win. Make it happen @rockstargames #O&A @opieradio @louisck #GTAV