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I like my women like I like my C# code: undocumented and a complete mystery as to why I went that way to begin with.
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I'm a little bit country. No. Tired. Little bit tired. Almost zero country.
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40 years ago we put a man on the moon but we *still* have to put up with the bullshit called 'mornings'. WTF.
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I think I'm baby-hungry.



Wait. Nope. Just regular hungry.
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My favs/follower ratio is 0.30 on favstar.fm. So you all need to start starring my ass more or I'll have to start blocking...your...asses.
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Do you think that really pale girl in the Palm Pre commercials is a virgin?






If she is we could sacrifice her.
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Wow. I get a little too excited when I see a trebuchet on television.
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Second day of no caffeine. Pretty sure death is nigh. Or a trip to the store is nigh. Something is nigh.
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So I put pants on to go to the store. But I wore slippers because I like to passive-aggressively stick it to the man.
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Every time someone talks about Nutella God kills a kitten by drowning it in Vegemite.
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Son of a bitch. iBuy.
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Swear to Crom, someone asks me to give a prayer tonight and they're getting a vocal entreaty to Cthulhu to kill us all quickly.
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Maybe it's the cough medicine talking but I would totally have sex with a girl from Ipanema.
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Oh, eggnog, you're my only friend.
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I don't think I've ever listened to this much Alanis Morissette this early on a Saturday. I might be going through the change.
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My phlegm appears to be sentient.
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Did our politicians at least make it so the gays don't get healthcare? Might as well take something else away from them.
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There is a black helicopter flying low over Murray. I bet it's Obama and he's here for our guns and our freedom.
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If there is only a tenuous and unproven genetic link to autism, has anyone ever tried to say autistic kids "choose" to be autistic?
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Remember when Yaz was a band and not a contraceptive? #getoffmylawn
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