Just Punch Every Butt

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son, your mother told me you voted “gay satan” in your school’s mock election. go outside and wash the lamborghini son, it’s yours now.

“NO GRAMMA” I scream, slapping the breakfast pastry from her hand “I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO KRUMP IT”

poopin bottles in da club

Valve is using Half Life 3 to distract from the real upcoming game. Team Left 4 Portal Life 3

The PS4 is cool I'll buy it in 8 years.

Just saw a dude wearing a shirt that said don't retweet me if you don't follow me and I screamed.

How to crash steam:

Step 1: open steam

Assuming you've done everything correctly, you've done it.

F is for friends that do stuff together, U is for you and me~ N IS FOR NECROMORPHS THAT DEVOUR YOUR FAMILY WHILE THEY SLEEP

I'm pansexual. It means I like to have sex with cookware.

i uh um o-okay? pic.twitter.com/GmcmxxbVXH

dammit apple http://t.co/qpheVc0L

I named a Pokemon "FuckYourself" so it says to the opponent "Go! FuckYourself!"

“Is everyone on twitter one of these weird dog people” “yes mom”

Sexy Angry Birds Costumes

a good way to stop yourself from overusing words pic.twitter.com/nVYcm7Xfoe

“Hi I’m a brony” “…okay why do you want to work here” “pony toy discounts” “…please go home sir” “please address me as Shining Armor” “no”

SOPA = Someone Oughta Punch America

RT if you're a pizzasexual.

oh thank god i was worried pic.twitter.com/vN0pkfby6d