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Just Punch Every Butt
son, your mother told me you voted “gay satan” in your school’s mock election. go outside and wash the lamborghini son, it’s yours now.
“NO GRAMMA” I scream, slapping the breakfast pastry from her hand “I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO KRUMP IT”
poopin bottles in da club
Valve is using Half Life 3 to distract from the real upcoming game. Team Left 4 Portal Life 3
The PS4 is cool I'll buy it in 8 years.
Just saw a dude wearing a shirt that said don't retweet me if you don't follow me and I screamed.
How to crash steam:
Step 1: open steam
Assuming you've done everything correctly, you've done it.
F is for friends that do stuff together, U is for you and me~ N IS FOR NECROMORPHS THAT DEVOUR YOUR FAMILY WHILE THEY SLEEP
I'm pansexual. It means I like to have sex with cookware.
I named a Pokemon "FuckYourself" so it says to the opponent "Go! FuckYourself!"
“Is everyone on twitter one of these weird dog people” “yes mom”
Sexy Angry Birds Costumes
“Hi I’m a brony” “…okay why do you want to work here” “pony toy discounts” “…please go home sir” “please address me as Shining Armor” “no”
SOPA = Someone Oughta Punch America
RT if you're a pizzasexual.
you're gonna unfollow me a few days after following me and when you do you'll remember reading this and you'll be like heh