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If Ducktales taught us anything, it's that walking around with no pants brings happiness.
Eat that roommate.
No not that.
Eat that roommate.
No not that.
When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can't stop myself from telling them, “you sunk my battleship!”
Unrelated: when I pass away, I want it to be as awkward as possible for whoever has to go through my computer.
I started stalking my old crush from high school on Twitter and all I've gathered is how much she farts.
What they don't tell you is that running around with scissors is great cardio and it's more healthy than what you're doing now.
When is the last time I cleaned out my car? Well, I just found a Windows 2000 Professional CD in the back seat.
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Using chopsticks to eat rice submerged in soup: a level 30 move only taught from ancient Chinese scrolls.
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Sicily has more churches and hairy dudes than wifi access points. This would be great if... okay I have nothing.
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Being awake at this hour could only mean one of two things: Photoshop & coffee or I'm Gotham's newest super villian.
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so… did you notice anything weird about that table I sold u? lol jk what about the mattress?
Reconnecting with craigslist contacts on Buzz.
Reconnecting with craigslist contacts on Buzz.
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"Dude, fuck off" always seems more effective in my head. Or maybe I should just switch away from my career as a balloon-animal sculptor.
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Somewhere a Nickelback member is listening to the radio and thinking: man, they just won't stop playing this over and over!
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