Mark Wahlberg's expression of concern, confusion, and fear are all Very Convincing. And all the same.

I have high hopes for today. And I think that makes me a sucker.

5 y/o just observed "You're wearing no pants, I'm wearing no shirt." ......I think we might be white trash?

When did tampon wrappers start dispensing advice and even worse, when did I start taking it? Today's gem: Stop stressing, start focusing.

Same grocery store I have been going to for the past 18 years and they still card me.


They will NEVER LOSE MY BUSINESS.

People who narrate during movies really should be bodily removed and shot behind the theatre.

5 y/o came home from kindergarten, stripped off his Luke Skywalker costume and is now pants-less. If only he could tweet...

6 y/o stripped off his underwear AND pants with no other explanation than he was "getting a little cramped in there". ....... *sigh* ....

A visit to the Ob/Gyn today = more action I have had in ages.

On a field trip with kindergarteners- and I haven't had my coffee. Send. Help.

Accomplishment #1 of the day: put on the black tank top, no deodorant marks.

Lego store today-10 y/o is adding on a dormitory to his terrorist training facility. Also a bathroom.

My kids brought the TV remote into the car.



Not sure where we were going with this.

Happiness is when the pharmacist knows your name.

I can walk as cool as Britney Spears in her "Radar" video. But only at home. With absolutely no one watching. And no pants.

Having a dance party in my car in the school pick up lane. The 10 y/o is gonna kill me.

You know it's a good day when you wake up, spend the day in, and go to sleep in the same clothes. .....(i.e. PAJAMAS)

I get a little irritated when people insist on following the speed limit.

Can't decide what the highlight of my day was...the coffee, the antibiotics, the fact that Caillou will be over in 20 minutes or the pizza.

I recommend not looking into things you *really* kind of sorta want to know, but really DON'T. Misery follows.