Trying to convince my 8th grader to live tweet his first dance tonight.

So far it's a no go.

Sitting around bored today. It was time to take a shelfie. For @rexhuppke of course. #shelfie pic.twitter.com/bhkvuyZ8XA

@rexhuppke #shelfie pic.twitter.com/YHHbmI3x5V

If being '' almost divorced '' feels this good... I cannot wait for the real thing.

The Cat eats the DOG FOOD.
The Cat barfs the dog food.
And the cycle begins again.

Sitting at the Apple store holding my Samsung Galaxy.

Taking my life into my own hands here, people.

DANCE PARTY. MY KITCHEN. RIGHT NOW. #thuglife

It's not my nature to do '' quietly desperate''.

I do it Loud and Proud.

Probably screwed the pooch on tonight's '' Game of Thrones ''.

#wine

I'm taking talking out loud to myself to a whole new level.

Think of something pithy. Post it.

Falls flat.

''Keep tweeting Karyn!! ''

(Twitter Pep Talks)

I just Snapchatted my son a message to bring in the garbage can. Mothering is fun.

'' Daenerys lays down her chain in order to take up a whip ''

This is why I pay extra for HBO.

#got

Hailing a cab. #almostfancynancy #chsh  http://instagram.com/p/YZCBoLLyM2/ 

Wanna DANCE? @almostfancy and I are ready to go. Just need some good music. #chsh

Everyone please tell that bartender she looks like Gweneth Paltrow so I'm not the only crazy one. #chsh

I'm on a train. #chsh

Confirming that '' rage - aholic'' could be a thing.

My 14 y/o son doing Geometry and rapping Macklemore.

That.

My teen insisted on $15 socks. Don't know which is crazier... $15 socks or the fact that I said yes to buying them.