Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
What Egypt needs right now is a tax break for the wealthy, which would create jobs.
You guys can be as mad as you want at Daniel Tosh but Dave from Storage Wars is still the worst human alive.
"I slid out of an upper middle class vagina, so I am allowed to live my great life and say awful things" - Republicans
BIG BIRD IS KILLING AMERICA WITH HIS HUGE FUCKING SALARY
"Re-Booting" the Buffy franchise without Joss Whedon? Really Hollywood? Why not just throw your money into a flaming toilet?
What we need to do is kill a bank. All Americans pick a bank, then take their money out on the same day. Dead. And warn the others to behave
Congrats to Texas, who greatly limited abortion but did nothing to change inspection laws when a fertilizer plant exploded leveling a town
Today the president of the United States had to say "rape is rape." That's where we are as a country.
"Some people think they are entitled to food." - Mitt Romney Glad someone finally had the balls to say it.
The House GOP sang "Amazing Grace" in a closed door meeting this morning, Rep. Issa told USA today, not knowing that was completely insane
IIf I understand this correctly, we have three days to kill Kevin Costner
Writer and actor on Maron. Purveyor of fine meats. I have a comedy album for sale here: http://goo.gl/SxWnpn