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Just had a Mtn Dew and 2 chocolate chips cookies for lunch and now my feet are freezing and my hands are sweating. Is this good or bad?
Guys, If you catch her reading Cosmo, get ready for all kinds of questions and be sure you have work to do somewhere far away.
At my age you'd think I'd have learned what a couple bowls of spicy chili and beers would do to me. Didnt need church to talk 2 God this am
OH BOY! Just realized its Saturday; gotta shower, its the law in the south.
Only in the south can you find a half full spit bottle in the dept store. #rednecks
Dear Oreo: Serving size is how many I can pick up at one time, stop telling me 3, Mini Me's Tootsie Roll fingers can get 3. #OreosAreTheBest
Steve Jobs resigned?? Does he know how hard it is right now to get a job??
Arguing with a drunk is one thing, arguing with a drunk idiot is impossible. Worst part is they dont remember what they were saying..
Do teenagers Ever stop talking?? For the love of all that's good STFU, you aren't that interesting and you're stupid. #LoseTheTudeToo
I apologize to everyone who got spammed by some douchebag. I would ask you go to google and write the worst review ever for the product.Thnx
Sneezing with a stomach virus provided more excitement than I was looking for today. #allClear
I just caught myself head bobbing to Nickleback; I have reached the lowest low. Is this the beginning of the end????