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First task of the new Libyan regime must be to get all. sides to agree on correct spelling of Gaddafi.
Actually, this is likely to be the best piece in any paper this week: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10124010/Nigella-Lawson-yes-it-can-happen-to-her.html …
There's a little think bubble over Will Self's head: Litotes? Zeugma? Plenipotentiary? Lepidopterist? Exigencies? No, play it safe. Synergy.
Avoid having your love letters read out in court by not hacking murdered teenagers phones.
I hope Keith Vaz realised that Jacintha Saldanha's family may not appreciate the "full facts" as she tried to commit suicide when with them.
This is an awesome comment: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/athletics/10253393/Alberto-Salazar-takes-a-swipe-at-rumour-mongers-who-put-Mo-Farahs-sudden-run-of-success-down-to-doping.html#comment-1008372404 … This is why I like the internet. Journalist handed arse on plate.
Very very disappointed that Putin didn't arrive at World Champs opening ceremony by jumping out of light aircraft with Rosa Klebb
Wish I felt the correct liberal response to the Egyptian army: but locking up Morsi and banning the Islamic Brotherhood look good to me.
"I can't fly on this plane, there's a white guy in the next seat. He could be a terrorist." We're not going to hear this, are we?
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years. They were the worst too.