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"This is my business associate, Mike Hemicalromance"
Sometimes I feel kinda weird when I fave a tweet between two friends who are talking, like I'm outside their window and just yell HAHA NICE
Space Jam for my real friends, real jam for my space friends
Girl you look good when you laugh that ass off/you a fine motherfucker when you laugh that ass off
shoutout to your friends finding out who you had crushes on because they came over and saw what you'd named your characters in Final Fantasy
yo in Japan is Little Caesar's called Caesar's-chan? Can anyone confirm this? #anime
Fun fact: the color of a dog or cat's collar is actually based on their ranking in karate
my best friends are like Dragon Balls cause I only get to see em about once a year but when we all get together MY WISH IS GRANTED
"Who rolls on the ground most of the day, and has two legs the rest of the day?"
"Me - sometimes I'm a dude, usually I'm a piece of shit."
A superhero who has to do whatever slogan tees command him to do whose archnemesis owns a shirt company that makes KEEP CALM parodies
A maid cafe where all the maids subtweet the shit out of you while you sit there and eat cake
explaining Twitter to family: "you're in a room with thousands of friends yelling I LIKE PIZZA and they sometimes yell I LIKE PIZZA TOO"
Dumb baby. I make t-shirts and stuff with my friends as SEIBEI. I'm also one of the co-owners/directors of @TelegraphPrints with my wife, Kate.