I just backed @mforbeck's lunatic 12 novels in 2012 project. Help make him suffer: http://t.co/KyHJusS8

Derp. MT @jessicavalenti: Paul Ryan says if elected, he and Mitt Romney will do away with covered contraception on "day one"

GoDaddy: We assume everyone buying a domain name is male, sex-obsessed, and believes that there's actual nudity on our website.

The 1% of iPhone users own 99% of the Mighty Eagles. This must not stand! #occupyandroid #withthemightyeagle @angrybirds

The Never-Before-Seen Memoir of a Guantánamo Detainee    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2013/04/mohamedou_ould_slahi_s_guantanamo_memoirs_part_1_the_endless_interrogations.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=sm&utm_campaign=button_toolbar … via @slate

Bob Woodward, John Belushi, and the Death of Subtext:  http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/03/bob_woodward_and_gene_sperling_what_woodward_s_john_belushi_book_can_tell.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=sm&utm_campaign=button_toolbar … A good read for writers, doubly so for journalists.

Thank you television executives for my Sunday night clusterfuck. #OnceUponATime #WalkingDead #WorstCooks #FamilyGuy

Why is Sallie Mae trending? Did they start forgiving student loans? I'd be behind that.

Ah, damn. End of an era. :-( #RIPTwinkies  http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/NATL-Twinkies-Maker-Hostess-Going-Out-of-Business-179643161.html … @chaddukes @professorsnack

Derp. MT @msbecker Bush’s FEMA Director During Katrina Criticizes Obama For Responding To Sandy Too Quickly  http://thkpr.gs/SsjJpv 

Oh FFS RT @thinkprogress: Leaked audio captures Romney asking employers to tell their employees how to vote. LISTEN:  http://po.st/6jmqTF 

And taken apart piece by piece. RT @ebertchicago: Mitt's foreign policy speech "was his most dishonest yet." http://t.co/dhnT256H

@drgrist @margafret The Twitter app does it by default. WE ARE BUT MEN

In 2011, Romney made $14 million while being unemployed. http://t.co/2MQ5SRCL

What? "@daveweigel: MN delegate Marianne Stebbins: "Our goal is to throw the One Ring into the fire of the Constitution.""

@abhinavjain87 That's how I learned. :-) I'm hoping Amazon comes around soon.

Because @dropbox just enabled two-factor authentication: http://t.co/q3BTo5AQ

"Killing zombies gives me total wood!" "...That's a weird thing to say."

Wow, really? RT @thinkprogress TODAY: Rick Perry breaks with the NRA, suggests states should be allowed to ban guns http://t.co/nGVXd7Fz

@stephencrose He had no answer on how he differs from George W. Bush?