My son still has that "new people" smell.

Holy smokes! http://t.co/LGUBzuhW

Whoa. #AOL killed the #AIM team?! I'm shocked this isn't bigger news. http://t.co/ftG4ewqB
via @openapple via @neilio

My coworker is a slacker. http://twitpic.com/52tm43

@notjoshaxelman Seriously. CNN is like two hours behind Twitter.

@notjoshaxelman Mrs. Gagne’s favorite #baycities

I just finished a 7.00 mi run with a pace of 8'45"/mi with Nike+ Running.  http://go.nike.com/021kou9l  #nikeplus

I love the basketball logo on the back of the @fieldnotesbrand notebook I got for backing @simplebracket by @studioneat

jQuery Joyride Feature Tour Plugin  http://www.zurb.com/playground/jquery-joyride-feature-tour-plugin … via @zurb

I'm at Winnie Palmer Hospital For Women & Babies (Orlando, FL)  http://4sq.com/VXQo7L 

@notjoshaxelman Of course.  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34 

It's almost impossible to believe that Gayle Trotter & Wayne LaPierre are actual humans and not characters from a gag in @theonion.

@honesttoddler Switch to Network Redux  http://networkredux.com  @networkredux and all your problems will be solved.

There are something like 19k basketball games, 84k baseball games, and a few dozen hockey games before another college football game.

#Alabama actually has a losing record (3-4) in the #SECCG entering today, w/ all 4 losses against Florida #Gators via @espnstatsinfo

Someday my son will learn that going into downward dog won’t immediately solve all his problems. It does work well when you’re two, though.

Oooh! Finally! @letterpressapp updated! Now with REMATCH option.

Everyone but @edsbs seems to be ignoring the epic #ESPN / #StarWars crossover possibilities.

Great line from an ESPN ad: "If winning were easy, losers would do it."

@jkottke @anildash @jjg It's gotta be Machete. It's just gotta. Do the right thing, dude.