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The most stupid phrase is 'That's par for the course'. Par is amazing. Par means you're one of the best golfers in the world.
There's a time in your life when all your friends get married. Then they have children. Then they get ordained into the Church of England.
A PC Laptop charger just died in our office. It was 8 years old. Or 64 in Apple charger years.
Tonight marks my second favourite Rooney achievement after this tweet: https://twitter.com/waynerooney/status/69551311468761089 …
Raps I can do at the drop of a hat:
1. Fresh Prince of Bel Air
3. Spirit Break Out
4. 99 Problems
Got excited when I heard Parenthood was over. Turns out they were talking about a TV show.
When I'm doing really well I like to say that I'm "on kilter". Or sometimes "fully stocked of whack".
"Dad! Dad! Did you see Gerrard slip a little there? Our songs are true! Our songs our true!"
Bryan Adams and Ryan Adams both have the same birthday (today) and still people don't believe there is a God.
Watched 'In Bruges' for the second time last night. Probably in my top 5 movies.
People say they want 'deep teaching' but they don't. They want to be told what they already believe in a way they've not heard before.
How to deal with doubters, cynics & critics in the church? Constantly tell them to stop being so negative? Jesus let Thomas touch His wounds
Go and listen to Pop by U2 and tell me it's not their best album. It is. Shut up. Joshua Tree Shmoshua Tree.
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
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