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In 1983 Sweden changed the colours of their flag to Blue and Yellow after the phenomenal success of the IKEA brand. #FactsWithoutWikipedia
I bet Rick Astley doesn't think about Lent and wishes everyone would let him get on with his life.
Facebook, you and I could not be further apart in our definition of 'top stories'.
The genius about those coke bottles with names on is that they make you feel unique when the reality is you just have a very common name.
The best thing about the end of the world tomorrow is that there will be no more Mayan tweets. Like this one.
I met someone today and asked if they were doing Movember. She wasn't impressed.
*remembers the Paralympics are on*
*feels guilt about not caring*
*feels guilt for the patronising guilt of not caring*
The strangest thing about the Olympics was how people excused & romanticised Usain Bolt's horrible arrogance into something appealing.
Do you remember the riots in London this time last year? Me neither. Oooh look, Kate Middleton watching Table Tennis! #Olympics
Imagine being a regular ice-cream cone when the waffle cones first showed up. The crushing sense of inadequacy.
You can always rely on Twitter for a quote on the importance of failure from someone very successful, with no hint of irony whatsoever.
48 days until the Premier League begins. God give me strength.
If your worship song lacks power & emotional impact put it up a few keys until you can barely sing it. Sorted. #worshipsongtips
I don't have a problem with people tweeting from conferences, just conferences in general. And tweeting in general. And people in general.