Let's get one thing straight, Media - #GiladShalit was not "captured" like some surrendering soldier, he was KIDNAPPED. Don't legitimize it.

Fucking Buck and McCarver should be interrogating prisoners at Gitmo. I'd confess to anything to get them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

This is the hard truth behind it. RT @borowitzreport: Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.

THAT MONEY THAT CASH RT @chrysaora: Oh thank god. RT @bardwellta: File this under: AUTO-TUNE THE GOP http://t.co/lnUksPv8

.01%'ers who profited from the Iraq war: you now have thousands of unemployed men experienced in urban warfare returning to your backyard.

YEAH, I'LL BE CALLING IN WORLD SERIES TO WORK TOMORROW

Ears are ringing, but WE MOVE ON TO ROUND 2. HELIX tonight at Ruby Skye w/ @pauloppenheim, @snrmusic, @mpfmusic, and @derekryansound! #RAGE!

I want to move to Berlin or maybe just light all my records on fire and jump in and die in a Hooj pyre

Back when I was a metal god (who played progressive house...) #ThrowbackThursday (photo credit…  http://instagr.am/p/VK8XQITFBg/ 

HAPPY FUCKING JEWISH CHINESE FOOD CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE @ New Sun Hong Kong  http://instagr.am/p/TqFPf1TFB4/ 

This also adequately describes dating in SF. RT @endurablegoods: And this is why I don't fool around with no horses.  http://i.imgur.com/yY55O.gif 

This may be the single greatest photo ever taken of me chewing on a wooden deer. Thanks @hipstamatic! Cc: @thepreserved http://t.co/X1MkcQR3

@chloesthinking they could move 2 SF, legendary city of Sixes Who Think They Are Nines

Someday there will be a chick that doesn't leave when the house music gets deep and weird. I will probably put a ring on her finger

Alcoholololololol

I am going to sleep through all of your Instagrams of your cute brunch plates So. Fucking. Hard.

HE IS RISEN. And then he took a nice long hung-over piss, and shuffled back to bed.

If I were to die tomorrow, the world still danced to my records. That's all that matters. #immortality

My father & his parents left Vienna in 1938 to escape fascism. He served in WWII. @barackobama pls veto #NDAA & #SOPA & other neofascist BS.

Mmmm fascism RT @brianwood: Senate to vote to define entire U.S. as a "battlefield" to facilitate illegal imprisonment: http://t.co/e529qbSf