My 5 year old twin girls are fighting. I just showed one how to break the other ones finger I'm tired of this shit and I've had a few lol

My worst nightmare is a hooker with cold hands.

@blackgodson I think i know the bitxh you are talking about lol.She likes it rubbed for stimulation.Don't touch it! Spreads like a rash! Lol

2 years smoke free and I'm fixing to
Get a pack of smokes... I'm honestly
Ashamed.. Lol non stress handling mother fuxker haha!

My son was born @ 4:57 and weighs 7 . 3 ounces and is 19 inches long. Today I looked into my sons face and almost cried.

Years ago I thought because my penis was much larger than everyone else's something was wrong with me. I now know god likes me more than u.

Just about got twitter figured out.. I never knew kissing so much ass would leave such a horrible taste in your mouth.. #popularity

I don't believe in Jesus but can't stand the white pictures of him... Had he ever existed he would have been black. And that's ok with me.

@blackgodson I want you to bless my weed. Couldn't hurt. This fuxking bag is nasty lol. Needs something. Can you work a miracle BLack JEsus?

@blackgodson I have a wife who ne'er wants to fuxk and hates me and 3 kids that don't respect me. I only wish I was lying.

Every form of refuge really does have a price....

@trinadin I wish the seeds in my pot was more pot lol

@blackgodson lmfao! Dude it was an enormous fuxking joint lol... I'd smoke with u in a heartbeat lol remember that!

I'm watching The Beatles Let It Be DVD with my 5 year old daughter and she just looked at me and said Dad they have skills. I said no shit!

@blackgodson I'm getting freaking in my old age. What i wouldn't do to find a chick with a third nipple! Lol

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me...

When she gets home I'm handing her te 3 month old then going to the basement to shoot myself. #fuckingdone

@blackgodson That mother fucker needs to be beat to death. All that poor kid had on him was a pack of skittles. It's a damn shame!

@kevnasto can we talk about that later please... For now just help me!!! Get a leg lol

If you don't follow me.. I'm not gonna follow you.. If you unfollow me.. I'm going to unfollow you too... No sense crying about it bitch!