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My 5 year old twin girls are fighting. I just showed one how to break the other ones finger I'm tired of this shit and I've had a few lol
My worst nightmare is a hooker with cold hands.
2 years smoke free and I'm fixing to
Get a pack of smokes... I'm honestly
Ashamed.. Lol non stress handling mother fuxker haha!
My son was born @ 4:57 and weighs 7 . 3 ounces and is 19 inches long. Today I looked into my sons face and almost cried.
Years ago I thought because my penis was much larger than everyone else's something was wrong with me. I now know god likes me more than u.
Just about got twitter figured out.. I never knew kissing so much ass would leave such a horrible taste in your mouth.. #popularity
I don't believe in Jesus but can't stand the white pictures of him... Had he ever existed he would have been black. And that's ok with me.
Every form of refuge really does have a price....
I'm watching The Beatles Let It Be DVD with my 5 year old daughter and she just looked at me and said Dad they have skills. I said no shit!
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me...
When she gets home I'm handing her te 3 month old then going to the basement to shoot myself. #fuckingdone
If you don't follow me.. I'm not gonna follow you.. If you unfollow me.. I'm going to unfollow you too... No sense crying about it bitch!