GitHub is the worst dating site ever.

If you know a stranded #BostonMarathon runner who needs a place to stay, @airbnb will waive the fee for them.  http://ow.ly/k5II8 

Seriously, people are confused why Pau Gasol is playing for Spain? Apparently you’re automatically American if you play for the Lakers.

I liked Admiral Ackbar before he knew there was a trap. #hipsterstarwars @starwars

FYI

Black Smoke: No Pope

White Smoke: New Pope

Green Smoke: Navy SEALs have neutralized the VX Gas threat on Alcatraz.

People in Seattle react to snow like it's electric flakes of Gonorrhea that eat children. #itsnotthatbad

Dolph Lundgren has more movie kills (662) than Schwarzenegger (538), Chuck Norris (455) + Stallone (449) (cc: @actionchick)

We made an iPhone 5 + iOS 6 GUI Kit for designers to use. http://t.co/pBXluEPa #iOS #Design

This will always be my favorite iPad, thanks to @alyssa_milano :) pic.twitter.com/2Oid905N

If you want to honor or pay tribute to Steve Jobs, find out what you want to do...then DO IT.

Watched a clip of Glee, went to kick myself in the nuts for doing so, only to realize they were gone from watching Glee.

I think we in the U.S. are now experiencing what the rest of the world often goes through on a daily basis.

OH: I think this guy is eavesdropping on our conversation.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you really believe in yourself.

Giirl once broke my heart when she asked "I don't know what the Death Star is, but I'm assuming it has something to do with @starwars?" :(

A good friend helps you move. A really good friend helps you check DNS propogation.

Ever notice how many That's What She Saids are in #StarWars? Ex: "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

I can't remember who said this, but they said "Living in Seattle is like dating a beautiful girl who is always sick."

As it stands, Samsung is ordered to pay Apple two Instagrams.

S Club 7 reuniting? Wow, I've never had a dream come true.