Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
GitHub is the worst dating site ever.
Seriously, people are confused why Pau Gasol is playing for Spain? Apparently you’re automatically American if you play for the Lakers.
Black Smoke: No Pope
White Smoke: New Pope
Green Smoke: Navy SEALs have neutralized the VX Gas threat on Alcatraz.
People in Seattle react to snow like it's electric flakes of Gonorrhea that eat children. #itsnotthatbad
If you want to honor or pay tribute to Steve Jobs, find out what you want to do...then DO IT.
Watched a clip of Glee, went to kick myself in the nuts for doing so, only to realize they were gone from watching Glee.
I think we in the U.S. are now experiencing what the rest of the world often goes through on a daily basis.
OH: I think this guy is eavesdropping on our conversation.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you really believe in yourself.
A good friend helps you move. A really good friend helps you check DNS propogation.
Ever notice how many That's What She Saids are in #StarWars? Ex: "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
I can't remember who said this, but they said "Living in Seattle is like dating a beautiful girl who is always sick."
As it stands, Samsung is ordered to pay Apple two Instagrams.
S Club 7 reuniting? Wow, I've never had a dream come true.
UX Designer / iOS. Co-founder of @Xhatch. Designed @getcarogram. Former @ExactTarget. Pro Gato. I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell.