Somewhere in the universe there's a giant mass of motivation floating around, hiding from all university students

Is it burMAC yet?

If Ron Weasley can drive a flying car by the time he's 12, you should be able to pee in the toilet by the time you're in university

I am accepting applications for a girlfriend. Drop them off to 321 MacIsaac Hall. Large tits are a must.

Got invited to a gay bar by 2 lesbians last night

TWO WEEKS TIL #burMAC #fuckburke #5-3 #whalebone

But I guess sitting in my room doing homework is what I did during HS dances, so I'm actually participating in my own way

#UnansweredRapQuestions Did the real Slim Shady ever stand up?

"I got written up for smoking crack in the hallway!"

@ibproblemss When people in University talk about how easy high school was

Marchand, you're not welcome at X anymore

"@_collegehumor_ Oh, you punched the wall in front of everyone? Better not mess with you." @stfxproblems #macprobs

Truro's getting a nightclub... HAHAHAHAHAHA #HAHAHAHA

Ripped my dress last night #fuckeverything

Can't wait to watch the Habs get eliminated tonight

@epasqualetto you got driven back by the cops

My mom just made a sex joke about me and now I'm creeped out #getmetox

What I learned at my cousins today is that every girl in Port Hawkesbury is a slut

That's a technical foul

I hear things from the hallway that make me scared to leave my room