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Whether you're on #hwy63 or any other road...drive safe, smart, & sober today (& every day). We all deserve to make it home safe & sound.
Thanks to the idiots at Penn state for making Vancouver's hockey riot seem like it was for a noble & worthwhile cause.
Leafs fans are this obnoxious & all they've done is make the playoffs.
If they win the cup, I'm disconnecting my Internet/Cable for a while.
Giving crazy, stupid people Internet connections is apparently the same as feeding Mogwai after midnight.
Sext: What I lack in size I also lack in stamina.
Seems depressingly appropriate that this sad, miserable week for America might just end in a blaze of violent gunfire.
Sucks that Community is delayed, but I’ll wait if it means better shot at ratings and #sixseasonsandamovie
“A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush” - guy who’s bad at picking up women convincing himself it’s OK.
This morning: UFE hangover.
Tomorrow morning: actual hangover.
Facebook is so much better now that old people figured out they can post pictures of cats & lame inspirational slogans in huge volumes.
This old tweet is still 100% true
A bowl of chicken noodle soup with NO premium plus crackers available? Why don't I just eat a bowl of poop instead.
Quick shout out to my coworkers who follow me on twitter!