I try to conduct myself in a professional manner on the internet. That being said; #fuckSOPA and #fuckPIPA (cc: @jeffjarvis)

Trying to figure something out and came across my own post (with my own answer) on stackoverflow. -_- (cc: @codinghorror)

Remotely attending @mwrc Some great sessions so far.

I love when something seems mundane and then you find incredible wisdom in it. It's a pleasant reminder to always be observant and present.

God damn that's fast! 8-year-old banjo player. [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/lYWGcx

Don't be a jackass, be SAFE NOW! http://www.safenow.org/

Everyone who has a mac Press CMD+CTRL+OPTN+8. I swear it doesn't break anything and you can press it again to undo it.

@kevinmoll Dreamhost = fail. Ask @denisburns or @caseyamcl they both jumped ship to Bluehost which is awesome and also, awesome.

Religion and Science in a beautiful kind of sarcastic harmony. This is worth all 6:28 it will take out of your day. http://trunc.it/ukba #fb

Damn you tinyurl!! Said video from my last tweet can be found here: http://bit.ly/157RZl

@caseyamcl Gmail? http://bit.ly/9PDlk

All facebook users need to read this article and watch the video because it s hilarious and very relevant!! http://digg.com/d1pHIL

This will make you feel very small, but its still very interesting. http://bit.ly/j5er

Look! The mentality behind almost every college guy who plays guitar: http://bit.ly/1XfouD

Its fascinating how we use slang if you consider that the opposite of "retard" is "expedite." No one is ever positively called and expedite.

I don't think this is a FAIL... we have a serious over population problem after all... http://bit.ly/110Lde

Handy webapp that tells you how long food stays tasty and edible. http://www.stilltasty.com/

My life isn't quite this easy, but here is the unemployed to-do list! http://is.gd/oAdj

Hilarious clip from Family Guy that couldn't be aired on tv. Probably SFW. http://is.gd/ogBf

Honest spammers? What is the world coming to?! http://is.gd/otjU #humor