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Gender politics be damned, that quiche was delicious!
In Canada, the trees hug you.
Of course some might say that messing up the basic grammar of a single sentence post is embarrassing. Some. They might.
Some people can pair wine and food; I have an innate ability to pair ballistics to ordnance for maximum zombie killing power.
I am the Kraft Dinner whisperer.
The character creator in Demon's Souls has a Male <---> Female slider with about 30 increments that yields quite disturbing results.
This toddler has a bad motivator, look!
Take it to Anchorhead and have it's memory erased.
It's more dangerous than you realize.
Somewhere out there a designer is about to decide that an electronic device should use 3xAAA batteries instead of 2xAA; he must be stopped.
I just bludgeoned 37 guards into unconsciousness with my feet and fists, but don't worry, my hair still looks fantastic. #Uncharted2
I put the "fun" in "fundamental qualitative gap analysis".
You know what they say about Wednesdays, "in like a lion, out like a lion now gorged on your carcass".
Watching Twilight. 140 characters is too expansive and insufficiently clipped to describe this film.
(this space is reserved for tweet #2000)
Most won't admit how awesome it'd be if Subway delivered, but those brave enough to imagine it have seen the pleasure-dome on Mount Abora.
Somewhere, the Starbucks community manager's mouse cursor hovered briefly over the "RT" button, then hastily withdrew.
Meeting marathon! Survival of the fittest. Some will die in this room.
This is not a clever self-referential joke about one-line bio's. I work at @BigParkStudios (Microsoft). Non sequitur.