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I don't know what I want to do with my life but I've narrowed it down to the opposite of whatever I'm doing at any given time.
Only with a govt this racist could Brazeau have risen so far with nothing other than his hatred of Native people to recommend him.
Remember you are loved. Whether its by your friends and family or that parasite you're carrying in colon - someone's happy cuz of you!
Roll up the Rim is great but during this same period, Starbucks baristas will explain their dissertation to you for free!
Canada Day long wkd: when the lineups to liquor stores are longer than all lineups to vote added together for last 146 years.
With my ambiguously ethnic face, I'm a one-person racist convo buzzkill.
I just want a guy who knows what I want without me having to tell him or without me actually knowing what I want.
When wolves become too populated, single wolves of pup-bearing age break off from the pack and open Twitter accounts.
I half expected the dude moaning loudly thru his bicep curls to give birth to a little douche-baby (who would start curling immediately)
Author of Nobody Cries at Bingo/Voices Radio Host/Columnist for Eagle Feather News. These are my real cheeks.