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I don't know what I want to do with my life but I've narrowed it down to the opposite of whatever I'm doing at any given time.
Only with a govt this racist could Brazeau have risen so far with nothing other than his hatred of Native people to recommend him.
In the Cree language, we have over a hundred words to describe the size of someone's big head.
Remember you are loved. Whether its by your friends and family or that parasite you're carrying in colon - someone's happy cuz of you!
Grateful this thanksgiving that more people are becoming aware of what imperialist fuckfaces Columbus and his cronies were.
Roll up the Rim is great but during this same period, Starbucks baristas will explain their dissertation to you for free!
Sometimes I put things in the microwave to see if they can be microwaved because science.
I don't like to speak badly of people I barely know. I like to get to know them better first - for accuracy's sake.
The German side of me wants the trains to run on time but the Cree side is like, "fuck trains - they killed the buffalo!"
Date pulled the ole "you speak so well for a Native." I hope he enjoyed my diction as I ordered most expensive thing on the menu.
Canada Day long wkd: when the lineups to liquor stores are longer than all lineups to vote added together for last 146 years.
Author of Nobody Cries at Bingo and Rose's Run/Comedian/Columnist for Eagle Feather News. These are my real cheeks.