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Garfield-garfield=Cathy. #AAACCCKKKKKKK

Also @lengthofcordage you ever consider @lengthofcorgie?

In this airport bar, it's always friday. you're still in an airport with a delay. But at least it's friday.

No seats at the fridays bar you have got to be kidding me.

@mjpolicas @kodner  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjVC_jrHcHI …

I mean when it comes down to it i'm probably teodore or phillipe. And i doubt i'm phillipe i guess.

last night i was all about fringe leather jackets but in the harsh light of day i have serious doubts as to whether i can pull it off.

these lowes parodies of fun are so spot on i can't stand it.

dang ice cream. i mean some folks go nuts for that stuff but i can take it or leave it.

@daxmancher crawfee

crushed up crawdads brewed up in a percolator.

@lengthofcordage "HE'S USING HIS HANDS! HE'S USING HIS HANDS!!!"

Norm Peterson is Steve Brule's dad.

I got accepted to simmons!!!!

@kodner @everyword the only way i knew was because L is one of my milestones that i can start at.

@kodner @everyword L comes like 3 letters before O bb

realized this is probably as close as i'll ever have to a room set up like ferris bueller's.

@hell_homer got a real handsomest man in o-town vibe if'n u ask me.

@poopporter nice haircut