#StroHersh

@praddles On the subject of British teeth, and O'Reilly's dumb under-informed comment >> http://t.co/9OEQpRQY

Where exactly is the space between Insane and Insecure?

#HowToMakeItInAmerica Show as much tits & ass as possible, but make sure you say you're a devout Christian.

@sixandten Men know within seconds of viewing your Avi whether or not they'd eat your pussy. #fact (0.01% of women = #epicfail)

@sixandten "You have to look beyond race because as a human being you have to experience the person from the inside first" - Henrik Larsson

@robdelaney Mumford And Sons cannot have children. They have as we say in England 'Inert Bollocks.'

Who's the guy trapped is the giant Pointless trophy? Confusing.

@petote Absolutely first class sounds! #ReelBigFish

@thatbilloakley You could try one of John Swartzwelders amazing books, published by Kennydale Press. Available on  http://Amazon.com .

@politic_animal Yes, Wallace & Gromit.

@strohersh You're crackers. Seriously crackers.

Nt sure why #Isreal & #Palestine haven't sorted out their differences by now seeing as almost everyone on seems to have a solution.

@politic_animal A Fruff?

@dailysimpsons That 'hidden' Paul McCartney recipe @ the end credits.. Played backwards/forwards >> http://t.co/9BWbkUc0

@thatbilloakley I would have had Rod McKuen. Do I win?

@politic_animal No, because I want to go for hair styling tips.

I picture you in the sun... All you wish for and all you have seen, may gods love be with you...

Oh goodie, neighbors having rather loud sex... Sounds like two cats fighting, which is never good!

Sometimes I look at my timeline and think WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE ON???????