There's a special place in hell for whoever created the "there's no such thing as a stupid question" saying.

I wonder how different my tweets would be if it was guaranteed that the people I was tweeting about wouldn't be able to read them.

I miss @laulaa_h, @rileyyhelenaa, @jimbophan & Zaphods.

Why does everyone feel the need to complain about Facebook changes? What do you want, the original layout? pic.twitter.com/e5fegyzUS8

Woke up out of my sleep just to check if my OSAP was approved yet, and now I can't fall back asleep. Life of a broke uni student.

Nazi Zombies time!

It's so hard to sleep when you have that one thing weighing on your mind. Worst feeling.

I want to eat popcorn and watch Breaking Bad forever and ever.

Go Leafs go! I love basketball.

Also, 2 bottles of wine have officially been emptied so far. Tonight is a good night.

I really should get out of bed but I ain't about that life. I ain't about any life right now actually.

Looks like I'll be listening to @the_edge for the rest of the day. Studying? Pfft. Must win tickets.

I wanted to watch a scary movie, but I just checked my bank account balance & I think that's all the horror I can stand for one day.

I want it to be Halloween again.

"I only have hundreds" - Scott Disick ordering pizza 😂

Dude just asked me to play 21 questions through text. Whoa, how did I manage to time travel back to grade 9? Crazy.

Just kidding. I learned today that my mom reads my tweets. Hi mom.

Today's plan: get coffee, go to job training, get promoted to CEO, work out of their Vancouver office, buy a condo in Coal Harbour.

@shantymarie @ellllybelly Hahaha yes I completely agree. I'm happy you both have a strange sense of humor as well.

@ellllybelly @shantymarie Um, I think you mean home runs. You don't even know what you're talking about.