There should be yellow stars and black stars. Yellow for interesting or funny and black for "I'm going to hell for faving this!"

The FAA has asked Walmart customers not to fly......because in case of an accident they would not be able to supply dental records.

"Crap! No internet, no phone! I might as well be dead! Hey, what was that sound?" - Bin Laden

People who live in glass houses should reconsider their choice of building materials.

Arnold should have just said he was "hiking the Appalachian Trail" for 10+ years and found a child along the way."

With the defunding of NPR I understand that Oscar from Sesame Street is taking over Glenn Beck's time slot.

It must be depressing for Donald Trump that after all the money, fame, etc., he's still just an just asshole with a comb-over.

I paid favstar for the bonus feats. Now w/favs and RTs I get to worry about which tweet deserves TOTD,cause I don't have enough pressure

I think it is just great that our elected officials are seeking comfort in who we respect less.

Just saw an ad for adjustable rate mortgages. Because they worked so well in the past!

I star for 3 reasons: 1. It's funny, 2. It's interesting, 3. I don't know what the hell it means, but I don't want to look stupid!

It was reported that someone broke into the local Walmart and replaced all the mirrors w/funhouse mirrors. Nobody noticed.

Gingrich reportedly being consoled by Sarah Palin. Says he didn't know questions would be asked. "I thought we would just Meet the Press."

In a recent poll 20% of Republican voters support Romney, 18% support Palin and 62% are considering suicide.

Came home early and caught my wife,,, watching Oprah. She asked me if I'd to watch it with her. Not bad, has this show been on long?

If one yawns while saying a prayer does that lessen its effectiveness? Related, if you're bored what must God's reaction be?

acne, alcoholism, sex, business, depression, hemorrhoids. That ought to be good for about a thousand new followers w/o spending a dime!

Went for a bike ride today and kicked butt. Unfortunately it was my own.

Me: I've got to go Mom. Mom: Why? Me: Some of my friends are going to jump off a bridge and I'm going to follow them!

Romney and Bachmann will skip Thursday's GOP debate. This leaves Ron Paul talking to himself. So, nothing new here.