#Top100Lies - "Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site. Click here to collect your $10,000 prize" lmao

Man this no basketball anymore thing is really hurting me though.

Lmfaoooooooo Mimi "imma just scoot on over and let u whack him. Get him again. Get him for me. . . Yup. Done."

#tomyunbornchild i'd never name you nothin stupid like Vonquisha or Shantaniquaniece okay!! I promise

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches - where can i download that new album Take Care by Drake Bell ?

#tomyunbornchild - my fine boyyyyy.. please use condoms.. I know these girls gone be runnin after you lol

LA Lakers..

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches - Is "Wale" pronounced as Whale?

I think yall getting Okc fans confused with Heat haters.. So dont say Okc fans came outta nowhere.. Lol they was never okc fans.

Cheese eggs and potatoes. RT @teamjcolenc: If you could give J.Cole a Birthday Gift what would it be?

#BlackPeopleGoogleSearches - how can i make my weave look like my real hair?

#MentionSomeoneYoullRideFor - I swear whoever ridin and aint switchin gears, I ride for you too.. Got my back, I got yours..

#PeopleIWantToMeet Aubrey @drake Graham

#DearOomf I miss you. I dont sorta miss you. I dont kinda miss you. I straight up miss you a lot but i wouldnt directly tell you that... :/

#SinceWeBeingHonest Even though we let it go, I still got it for ya..

You left a good girl for a bad one? #WTFWasYouThinking .. can't turn a hoe into a housewife..

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches - What does wizard khalifa mean by "roll up"?

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches - what sport does Jay-Z and Kanye West play since they "ball so hard" ?

Burn notice is so amazing right now

I want the winterrrr NOW, I wanna be colddd and be wrapped up in a blanket drinking hot chocolate lol I hate being hot!