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When Will Graham stares into the abyss, the abyss offers him a protein scramble.
Fuck this 3D bollocks. I want my action heroes as they've always been: two-dimensional.
I am never going to call it anything other than an Alien Face-Fucker. I don't care what you say, you can't get pregnant from hugging. #Alien
There should be a Grimm Spinoff called The Monroe Show that just has him pottering around the house, making vegan treats, and fixing clocks.
People keep telling me to pick on someone my own size. Then they act all disappointed when I beat up an 8 year old.
Pants pants pants pants. Pants. /
Pants pants pants pants pants. Pants pants. /
Pants pants pants. Knickers.
Voluntarily watching an Uwe Boll film… It's okay. I lost my credibility at the 6th Hellraiser movie. It's not coming back any time soon.
I swear, the raccoon in our backyard is so creepy it may actually drive a rapevan.
Every time a spambot follows me, I get Moonshadow stuck in my head. 'I'm being followed by a spam robot, spaaam robot, spam robot...'
Autocorrect just changed 'Huzzah!' to 'Jizz ah!' which, no. That's not what I meant at all.
Vasquez is my spirit animal. #Aliens
Dinosaurs and cheese. /
Something about your mother. /
Nothing seems to rhyme.
Ok, new spinoff idea: Monroe from Grimm teams up with Kenzi from Lost Girl and they fix clocks and fight crime. #WouldWatch
Hey, kids! Ever wanted to be massively unemployed? Study film!
Next time I get IDed, I'm going to tell them that it now takes me a minimum of 6 trips to the kitchen before I remember what I wanted there.