FOUND KITTEN (Broadview/Gerrard) Male. Approx. 10 wks. Seems healthy. Found last night ~9pm. PLEASE RT. http://t.co/LHnLkBma

When Will Graham stares into the abyss, the abyss offers him a protein scramble.

Fuck this 3D bollocks. I want my action heroes as they've always been: two-dimensional.

I am never going to call it anything other than an Alien Face-Fucker. I don't care what you say, you can't get pregnant from hugging. #Alien

There should be a Grimm Spinoff called The Monroe Show that just has him pottering around the house, making vegan treats, and fixing clocks.

ATTN: This woman is back at the fest this year. I saw her at the Lightbox. Don't sit behind her! http://t.co/d8L0Ma0 #TIFF11

People keep telling me to pick on someone my own size. Then they act all disappointed when I beat up an 8 year old.

Pants pants pants pants. Pants. /
Pants pants pants pants pants. Pants pants. /
Pants pants pants. Knickers.
#HaikuRampage #UnexpectedTwist

Voluntarily watching an Uwe Boll film… It's okay. I lost my credibility at the 6th Hellraiser movie. It's not coming back any time soon.

I swear, the raccoon in our backyard is so creepy it may actually drive a rapevan.

It's live: Metallurgy - Free fiction by @deadfashionista. The spotlight consumes. http://is.gd/hHCk7U Please RT!

Every time a spambot follows me, I get Moonshadow stuck in my head. 'I'm being followed by a spam robot, spaaam robot, spam robot...'

I should not be allowed near Photoshop. (Original XKCD strip:  http://xkcd.com/231/ )  http://twitpic.com/bjnpp9 

Autocorrect just changed 'Huzzah!' to 'Jizz ah!' which, no. That's not what I meant at all.

Vasquez is my spirit animal. #Aliens

Dinosaurs and cheese. /
Something about your mother. /
Nothing seems to rhyme.
#HaikuRampage

Ok, new spinoff idea: Monroe from Grimm teams up with Kenzi from Lost Girl and they fix clocks and fight crime. #WouldWatch

Hey, kids! Ever wanted to be massively unemployed? Study film!

Next time I get IDed, I'm going to tell them that it now takes me a minimum of 6 trips to the kitchen before I remember what I wanted there.

New Blog Post: Unstoppable is an Allegory for Blowjob Etiquette - http://squeedlyspooch.org/an/?p=142 ...More than likely NSFW. *facepalm*